Bro I’m DONE hooping with kids at the park. They’re always talking about “we got OG” “yo you check Unc” like ????
IM BARELY 30
Every time I get a bunch of notifications on Twitter these days it’s just from a bunch of super hot, very real women and I know it’s just because I’m super hot and very real but I want everyone to know that I’m more than that. 😔
I do not care how old I get, I will never not haul ass up my basement stairs in the middle of the night.
My toxic trait is having one good night at the casino and thinking I cracked the code.
Does anyone know what makes Snyder’s of Hanover honey mustard and onion pretzel pieces taste so good or are we going to pretend like that’s just a normal isolated flavor combination?
I’m so excited to exist today. Off rip it’s flippin’ Friday. We’re deadlifting at the gym and I currently have zero knee pain. Diablo IV is screaming my name and on top of it all, it’s another beautiful day outside. Sunny and 80 degrees. 😎
Ripped the doors off for this gorgeous weekend. 😮💨
Weird flex, I have to sh*t.
I know I shouldn’t have eaten 8 fiber one brownies today. I KNOW.
Man you know it’s gonna be hot out when you walk outside and it’s hot out. 🥵
Every single time I have a little alcohol I get the urge to download dating apps and then ultimately talk myself out of it because I convince myself that I don’t actually want a relationship, I just want the validation of some stranger thinking I’m attractive enough to match with
New @KidQuill is out and I just finished the album. Hometown Hero got me tearing up in the gym right now. I think a lot of us can relate on some level and I appreciate you sharing.
Dom looks up slowly-
“I think I know someone who can help.”
*phone rings*
“Hey John?”
“Dom?!”
“I need to call in that favor”
High key hoping this is really just a teaser for Fast 11 and Wick is joining the crew.
Lionsgate confirmed John Wick 5 is in development https://t.co/OqlbTKHOyh