VernNotice

I feel like the general population frowns upon drunk tweets on a Thursday so I’ll reserve my comments for tomorrow.

Brushing my tongue after a long night of drinking is without question the most dangerous game I’ve ever played.

Twitter, meet Larry.

As good as it sounds, I don’t think being paid to take time off would alleviate the root problem.

I literally talked about this on stream before I left for my family reunion but I don’t think I’ve ever fully enjoyed a “vacation” since starting streaming full time. You’re constantly worried about numbers dropping and missed opportunities. I know I’m not alone here either.

Giant Japanese Spider Crabs are actually nightmare fuel.

Shoutout to Gary who stayed signed in to their HBO Max subscription at the rental cabin. Tonight we cook popcorn in your honor my friend.

I’m here and ready to make poor decisions.

We’re solids btw 🤪

Just received a business inquiry addressed to “Example User” and never have I felt so unimportant to a brand.

The amount of songs I’ve never heard but know every word of a 45 second section because of Tik Tok is actually alarming.

*little brother pulls up Pokémon GO and looks at me intently until I feel it*

Him: “yeah me and Vince are about this life so if you’re not vibing you will be stranded”

I guess I’m hopping back on this week. 🙄

Great. My flight is full of animals who crowd the gate at the start of the boarding process well before their seat/section is called. 🤮

Happy Saturday BCG.

I think I've finished everything I needed to do today besides pack...

That was almost too easy.

Yeah officer. All of the people under this tweet wanting to eat frozen butter.

Who else steals the cinnamon butter from Texas Roadhouse to freeze and eat like ice cream?

Why is it so hard to answer the question “what do you do for work?”

Any other streamers struggle with that? A cashier asked what I did and I replied with “oh I work from home.” like sir, that’s not a job title or description.

TAKE AWAY HIS FACEBOOK