VernNotice

Bro I’m DONE hooping with kids at the park. They’re always talking about “we got OG” “yo you check Unc” like ????

IM BARELY 30

Every time I get a bunch of notifications on Twitter these days it’s just from a bunch of super hot, very real women and I know it’s just because I’m super hot and very real but I want everyone to know that I’m more than that. 😔

I do not care how old I get, I will never not haul ass up my basement stairs in the middle of the night.

My toxic trait is having one good night at the casino and thinking I cracked the code.

Does anyone know what makes Snyder’s of Hanover honey mustard and onion pretzel pieces taste so good or are we going to pretend like that’s just a normal isolated flavor combination?

I’m so excited to exist today. Off rip it’s flippin’ Friday. We’re deadlifting at the gym and I currently have zero knee pain. Diablo IV is screaming my name and on top of it all, it’s another beautiful day outside. Sunny and 80 degrees. 😎

Ripped the doors off for this gorgeous weekend. 😮‍💨

Weird flex, I have to sh*t.

I know I shouldn’t have eaten 8 fiber one brownies today. I KNOW.

Man you know it’s gonna be hot out when you walk outside and it’s hot out. 🥵

Every single time I have a little alcohol I get the urge to download dating apps and then ultimately talk myself out of it because I convince myself that I don’t actually want a relationship, I just want the validation of some stranger thinking I’m attractive enough to match with

New @KidQuill is out and I just finished the album. Hometown Hero got me tearing up in the gym right now. I think a lot of us can relate on some level and I appreciate you sharing.

Dom looks up slowly-

“I think I know someone who can help.”

*phone rings*

“Hey John?”

“Dom?!”

“I need to call in that favor”

High key hoping this is really just a teaser for Fast 11 and Wick is joining the crew.