after 2 days of food poisoning i have returned stronger (weaker) and funnier (dumber)
Between tlou, physical 100, and milf manor I really feel like I'm watching the peak of American television atm
If I could have any superpower right now it would be the ability to not have stomach aches
I'm f*cking dying
you turn me on like a light switch
The last of us EP 3 has got to be one of the best episodes period
f*cking love the show so far Between this and physical 100 I'm eating damn well each week
I locked myself out of my bathroom last night and I have no recollection of how that happened and its never happened before to me in my life
gonna chalk that up to "skill issue"
i swear im a rank 1 wallet loser
i will speedrun to losing a wallet in record time
i think i've lost like 4 wallets in 2 years
if i had to choose to save my housemates or not lose my wallet i'll pray for their painless deaths