Body recomp is an insanely slow journey, so I gotta celebrate my tiny wins.
My cardio fitness score FINALLY moved up to "good" from average.
I will likely never achieve "very good" because I hate cardio. Me pick up heavy thing & put down. So I'll accept good. 👌
Good morning.
My daily affirmation is being passive aggressive. What's the tone here, hm? Was this ever up for debate? Why are you bringing it up
Question for those of you who wear bonnets to bed:
do you move around a lot at night and, if so, how the hell do you keep it on
I bought one recently along with a silk pillowcase and I still wake up with it over my eyes
is my head shaped weird?? why won't it STAY
me to @PUNJISTICK when he asks me what I'm gonna do without him for a week
Joining Threads because I'm still verified on IG and my ego requires sustenance
@ renee
Next stop: CAPM certification. 🫡
I need to see this thing with my own eyeballs, it looks unreal
Just casually have a perfect view of the world’s newest and biggest sphere’s first show @SphereVegas Amazing https://t.co/o3TpCe0sTH https://t.co/cUdoYbz2Rr
Happy 4th
Me: Hmm, maybe I've gotten over my weed anxiety, this should be fine
My friends: Let's watch AI-generated music videos
Me: ha ha what
I feel bonita
My Taco Bell x Crocs have shipped. Soon I will be unstoppable. https://t.co/v8fdfO9VKX
Learning new things is so cool except I'm always wondering what information stored in my brain is getting deleted as I retain new info.
Like what song lyrics did I just forget
I had a dream like this once
.@djsnake actually put a club inside a McDonald’s in Paris 🍟 McDonald’s France now offers a @djsnake meal as part of its artist-curated meal series and he played a set at one to celebrate (🎥: julieh/IG) https://t.co/BidqMOvKPc
yeah I'll be watching this just for the music idc
Crying (Taylor’s Version) https://t.co/hVPrQuRAkH
My Taco Bell x Crocs have shipped. Soon I will be unstoppable.
My unwillingness to come off rude to staff and ask for new ones.
@renee Do we want to know why you were eating off the floor?
Super weird that I would get a stomach bug 48 hours after I willingly ate limes off the floor of the club.
Hey creators,
If a brand reaches out to you with an offer you're not interested in, a simple "no thank you" is totally fine.
You don't need to berate and scold me for two full paragraphs. I'm just doing my job.
Thanks for the feedback, though.