pictured: people who are 1% better than the streamer in a video game and trying their hardest not to type "this is hard to watch lol"
the most pog match of rocket league is now available on my YT channel
nobody in the history ever thought that this day would ever end -- well guess what?
when you're listening to an audiobook about babylonian myths and playing spelunky 2 at the same time
.@DanGheesling you excited for the Saved By the Bell remake? been wonderin what those characters were up to...
.@HCJustinn don't you...
forget about pee
don't don't don't yeah
Be le me
4:30AM: baby derp is crying FFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUU
take the baby downstairs (like a boss)
Turn on the TV - A&E's hit program PARKING WARS is on!!!
Live in 5 with the NLSS -- Golf / Rocket League / Jackbox
good news: we found more water on the moon
bad news: it's dasani
imagine if you were using a ouija board and the ghost spelled out "poggers"
how can the price is right get away with dangling the world's cheapest cars as prizes? bro you're on CBS, I think you can afford to give away more than a 1:3 chance for Vanessa to win a base model Chevy Spark (if she guesses the price of some barbasol shaving cream correctly)
Love da Seahawks
why tf tiamat shout so damn loud
if you see me (golden egg hat, yellow and white stitch drip) hit me with an emote at the finish line
hey wouldn't it be weird if you queued for the new fall guys episode type (all gauntlets right now) haha 🥺👉👈
Hey! No stream today -- still getting back to normalcy and rocking that on/off schedule. Enjoy your pogs and I'll see you on Monday for an NLSS
It's like the 12 days of Christmas times 8 but every day you get four calling birds
100 Bottles of Beer On The Wall has to be the worst song ever made, right
pretty messed up that a newborn's only two desires when they're clean and full is to suck on a pacifier but also spit out a pacifier