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Who is going to tell him

I’m old https://twitter.com/KaraCorvus/status/1657394168715694080

A Zelda TotK sh*tpost

The leading cause of death for pregnant folks is their partner murdering them

Is there more music in TotK than BotW?

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He’s close to getting it

Zelda, I’m real happy for you and Imma let you finish, but

Can we please have a new Mario game soon?

There’s a bit of pressure to do something special for milestone birthdays but I think I’ll just continue to buy myself whatever the f*ck I want when I want it

as a special treat

This deserves many more views

Meanwhile the woman are like ‘just someone nice who shares my values please’

I am wasting my time watching Jewish Matchmaker and the guys are like ‘I will only accept blonde haired, blue eyed women, also the hair must be straight not curly’

and it’s giving ‘I hope my baby has blue eyes’ or parents making a particular fuss over their fair haired child

I’m getting some good views on YouTube shorts, but more engagement (higher views-to-comments ratio) on long form videos

Wow, she’s so wholesome

Girls be like ‘no makeup selfie’ then filter the ever loving sh*t out of their skin in the name of honesty and transparency

Like I hate that a no makeup selfie is still a competition to look ‘naturally’ good. Those are the unspoken rules.

Judging by the amount of 22 year olds hitting me up, I really think this is a thing