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Trying is so embarrassing

Integrity has only ever been expensive

Women: you are not required to participate in their picket fence dream

If they want 4 kids and you don’t, they’ll have to find a way to science that sh*t themselves.

Hot take:

Women:

Your career will absolutely suffer if you have a kid. So will your retirement fund. Your reproductive capacity is not a vehicle to grow a man’s career.

Lol

This only works for men.

Ok the shrine detector in BotW is about as useless as Karen Smith being able to tell when it’s raining.

I know there’s a shrine here. That’s why I’m here. Stop beeping.

‘Are you free on Saturday?’

…for what?

Please include all relevant information in your proposal so that I may properly consider it

And honestly I’m sure that composers hundreds of years ago weren’t f*cking stoked to have to write their 178th mass, but hey it paid the bills

‘Music for a purpose’ is alive and well in all time periods

What I really need to do is play Interstellar while flashing my ass and give it a shocked face thumbnail with a ‘you’ll never believe…’title

There is a gaping chasm between ‘what the audience will watch’ and ‘what artists are inspired to make’

Honestly, when posting a picture of your ass gets more engagement, hype, and financial compensation than a video you worked super hard on that displays top tier skill, I don’t know how anyone can blame anyone else for being an internet wh*re

If microplastics are bad, then how do you explain THIS

the entire Overworld was actually only 16x8 screens. I love that I’ve followed the series from the start, and I’m so grateful that my first ever Zelda game was the 1986 one. BotW is beautiful and expansive but the OG Zelda allowed us to imagine an entire world at a formative age.

BotW looks like what my 9 year old self imagined the original Zelda game for the NES to look like, (if it weren’t for 8-bit technical limitations). Armed with crappy graphics and cartoon illustrations in the instruction manual, the Kingdom of Hyrule seemed boundless. In reality,

Is Taylor ever going to walk Cornelia Street again