hashinshin

I actually thought she'd like to have gone outside for the first time in two years. Nope. She still hates everyone and loves her quiet inside life.

I got my power back and went to find kitty. I called for her and she didn't meow back so I went to look and she's just sitting under my bed not responding, giving me a little 😡face.

I took her to a community lounge at night for 2 days to keep her warm... she isn't happy with me

So I’ve had nothing to do for 3 days but read twitter Reddit and insta and I’ve come to the conclusion that every defense of adcs being this broken is:

But what about this other thing???

A Chinese spy balloon was recently found floating over the northern US. Fortunately we’ve been training for this for over a decade.

Okay I have no power still for a second day and it’ll go on three days. Wow what a cool patreon I have though!

I feel like if you phrase it: taxpayers forced to pay $12 million because a cop f*cked up

People might come around to the idea cops should stop f*cking up. Like, why are we subsidizing cop f*ck ups?

Always remember the Viking of Stamford bridge, a man well recorded to have 40 men literally solo against an entire army.

One of the greatest warriors in history, and also totally unknown to any detail whatsoever.

Okay I’m officially old enough that if I ever tell my cat “you’re the best cat ever” I think “oh that was a mean thing to say, sorry Sasha.”

Okay I’m finally lost. I need to keep track of three different twitters and a YouTube channel to know what the upcoming changes are.

It’s neat content I’ll give you that. People compiling this sh*t (like me) get lots of stuff to make videos on. Is that a good thing? Maybe 🤔

Gives me hope.

I’m trying to keep kitty warm while the power is out and I’m like “kitty I made a blanket for you to be warm in” and she’s just like meow meow purr purr :3, and I’m like kitty please this is serious get in the blanket fort

Okay my power might be out another day.

How bad is this gonna be? Can someone check Ted Cruz? Has he fled the state?

Everything is the worst thing.

Hyperbolism makes the worst things harder to get taken more seriously.

My power went out. Can’t do much about it, obviously.

so I've been trying to pick olaf and I'm pretty sure he might actually be the worst champion in league.

He beats up... some tanks? Then gets outscaled, gets 2shot by the ADC, does nothing, game ends.

Every ADC on my team after they make mythic -> IE -> LDR basically an autowin

Bot laners versus Ashe support

Leagues new design of just sweeping buffs every patch is going to collapse so quickly it’s just funny.

Oh yeah sure were going to have to buff every support rank and 4 more junglers. I’m sure the patch after that there weren’t be 4 other junglers with low win rates now!