Travelling to Scotland & back I've stopped at 4 service stations.
IM NOT KIDDING, at every single one, while at the urinals a middle aged man has let out a fart while pissing.
Do you get to a certain age where you can't clench your cheeks? GODDAMN
Day off riding as I'm too sore.
Went to Dornoch beach, it's lovely. ✌️
I want to make my own video game.
My tiny brain can't get over the fact I live streamed me riding motocross on @TwitchUKI today.
Absolutely mental. Now I need to figure out how to do it from my POV. 😈
Just passed up on a Chinese restaurant because it also sold milkshakes and ice creams.
Something just doesn't sit right with me...
Had electricians in the garage all day wiring in some stuff, & my mams been round helping us out organise baby stuff and just tidy up.
Only just seen what @KellehOnFire scribbled on the whiteboard last night... 🙄
Man, I really wish I could enjoy these new wizard spell games. I feel left out.
I literally only like FPS or Racing games. Something's wrong with me.
No I'm not playing Rocket League. 🙄
Everyone else wave at people in the same type of car as yours when you're out driving? Or is it just me? 😂👋
Took a detour on the way back to Manchester to see if we could buy some bee juice & water without sh*t in it. ✌️
It's not open on Wednesdays. 😭
Got a couple of green things in me van. 👀