BreaK

Travelling to Scotland & back I've stopped at 4 service stations.

IM NOT KIDDING, at every single one, while at the urinals a middle aged man has let out a fart while pissing.

Do you get to a certain age where you can't clench your cheeks? GODDAMN

Day off riding as I'm too sore.

Went to Dornoch beach, it's lovely. ✌️

I want to make my own video game.

My tiny brain can't get over the fact I live streamed me riding motocross on @TwitchUKI today.

Absolutely mental. Now I need to figure out how to do it from my POV. 😈

https://www.twitch.tv/break/v/1098548836?sr=a&t=6593s

I...can't...move. 🥰😭

Just passed up on a Chinese restaurant because it also sold milkshakes and ice creams.

Something just doesn't sit right with me...

Had electricians in the garage all day wiring in some stuff, & my mams been round helping us out organise baby stuff and just tidy up.

Only just seen what @KellehOnFire scribbled on the whiteboard last night... 🙄

Man, I really wish I could enjoy these new wizard spell games. I feel left out.

I literally only like FPS or Racing games. Something's wrong with me.

No I'm not playing Rocket League. 🙄

Everyone else wave at people in the same type of car as yours when you're out driving? Or is it just me? 😂👋

Took a detour on the way back to Manchester to see if we could buy some bee juice & water without sh*t in it. ✌️

It's not open on Wednesdays. 😭

Got a couple of green things in me van. 👀