AndyMilonakis

This is the internet hahahah people are amazing

It's 95 degrees, give us a break hah

eenie meenie miney moe one time a korean chick sat on my toes, she had short shorts on and she grinded, it was kinda weird but I didn't mind it. Boomer gang, all my bitches come back to me like a boomerang. eating pussy, sippin orange drink, now that's some poon Tang

ALL OF YALL THAT SAY "SAY LESS" TALK TOO MUCH, UR MOM GOT NO INTERNET, SO I FINGERED HER CUZ SHE WAS FEELING OUT OF TOUCH, DON'T ACT APPALLED I WAS A GREEK FREAK BEFORE GIANNIS WAS IN HIS DADS BASKETBALLS, NOW THEY ALL TRYNA FINAGLE CUZ PEOPLE ARE SEEDY LIKE EVERYTHING BAGELS

CAPS LOCK, FAT c*ck, NOT THIS ONE, THAT BLOCK, U DONT UNDERSTAND ME LIKE MUMBLE RAP,U TOO DUMB NO CAP, POPPIN PuSSY LIKE BUBBLE WRAP, I PUT THREE IN HIS GOOSE, NIGHT NIGHT, ITS A BUBBLE WRAP, SKRRT SKRRT, IF LIL UZI DIDNT LIKE SOCIAL SITUATIONS HED BE LIL UZI INTROVERT

SUPERCALIFRAGALiSTIC YOUR MOM PUSSY SMELLS ATROCIOUS SHE GOT A GHOULISH ASS AND GHOST TITS AKA NO TITS HO U GETTING A MOTEL 6 NO RITZ I BE MAKIN HITS LOCK MY ROOM WHEN I BE JERKING LIKE THE CHICKEN MADE BY A JAMAICAN BITCH, U EAT CHIPOTLE, UR JUST LIKE THE FOOD, YOU MAKE ME SICK

TRIPLE BEAM, SCALES & LASERS, FAT RACIST COP IN ALL BLUE, LOOKIN LIKE A WHALE WITH A TASER. I HOPE I DON'T SEE YOU LATER, COOKIN UP CRACK IN THE SAME POT AS MY TATERS. COUNTRY CROCK, SHE SKINNY BUT LIKE THAT HUSKY c*ck & I BE HOWLIN LIKE A HUSKY, I DID THE SMELL TEST, PUSSY MUSTY

I JERK OFF TO ZEBRA PORN LISTENING TO KEITH SWEAT. MY MOM WALKED IN AND SAID "ARE U DONE YET" I SLAMMED THE DO', IS THE ZEBRA HALF WHITE OR IS THAT MY NUT ON THE SCREEN? I DON'T KNOW. I BE DABBIN AT A CVS, RIGHT NOW IM JUST AIGHT BUT SOME DAY I'LL BE THE BEST.

Anti-vaxxer joke

true, also I've been to 7 different islands, 6 flights and 7 boat rides in the past 2 months. Plenty of time for youtube suck my dick hahaha. DAB FLEX, One time I bought a watch too and it was a good one

ok next up on my sh*t list, people who make 20 minute cooking videos on youtube and don't take a bite out of the finished product. f*ck you all

Anti-vaxxer rally starter pack

I'm sorry for my tweets yesterday, I know anti-vaxxers are very sensitive people hahahah

Anti-vaxxers that got Covid blamed it on mercury being in retrograde

anti-vaxxers: Fake science, fake news
also
anti-vaxxers: should I take the vaccine?

because they were out of frequent flier miles

anti-vaxxers be like "I'm not anti-vaxx, I'm pro-choice" but then miss their abortion appointment because Judge Hatchett was on

Anti-vaxxers be at the salad bar ducking under the sneeze guard because they demand freedom

anti-vaxxers be like "the numbers are a lie, this data is bullsh*t" and make sure not to step on any cracks or walk under any ladders