AndyMilonakis

Yo birds, the sun is not up yet so can you kindly shut the f*ck up?

There should be a quirky alternative clothing store that has a plastic penis modeled automatic hand sanitizer dispenser on the way in. Sorry for my brain

Well, that kid stole a lollipop, if he didn't the police officer wouldn't have chopped both of his arms off. - Derek Chauvin's twitter defense team

President Biden called the verdict a "giant step forward" in combating systemic racism in the US. How is that a giant step? The piece of sh*t officer got what he deserved but look at how many idiots got away with it, it's a baby step if anything. Still good news today but yea

Minced meat in america, sometimes beef and lamb combo sometimes just beef or just lamb. Most Greek gyros are stacks and stacks of pork meat, sliced similarly to al pastor. Never minced meat and mostly pork surprisingly

Americanized Gyros are nothing like they are in Greece but still pretty good once in awhile.

My momma got my the last Bourdain book. Can’t wait to read it, maybe I’ll save it for a long flight

For twitch peeps - Might have to delay my NYC streams from Friday to Monday 4/26 because of some other work that has come up. Also before my next potential over seas trip, might dip back to Austin for a week. I'll keep you posted. Non twitch viewers, shame on you but disregard :)

Going to get a lil Greek food with my momma. What should I order? Souvlaki or Moussaka?

Guilty

Japan is no go, still waiting for an answer on Taiwan. Greece is opening but wanna be there in August with my dad...Still trying to figure out my first trip for IRL. "Do Not Travel" Suck my c*ck, I'm vaccinated and masked up. It's going to be soon. Hopefully mid to late May

Following twitch metas is like color by number

Lady, this is a Duane Reade

No hot tub streams but

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Central Park

We lie to ourselves about tomorrow yet we scoff at cheap fortune tellers

See you Friday

NYC