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Before she slowly crept over to the couch, grabbed the bone and trotted upstairs.

This pup is way too smart. She will rule us all one day.

And it will be adorable.

Well, today I did the usual. Changed for the gym, went downstairs, hid the treat, was about to leave… but then remembered I had to do something in the kitchen first. It would take a minute or two, but that’s fine, right? So I went in…

Not 45 seconds later I hear the pitter patter of little feet charging downstairs. As I poke my head around the corner, the furry look I found can only be described as “AH!!!! sh*t! Oh. Hey. Still here, huh? Cool. Cool.”

I’ve developed a bit of a routine for Harley. After a good walk and yummy breakfast vittles, I get ready for the gym. The entire time, she is trying to play and be silly. It’s cute. But, alas, the time eventually comes when my preworkout is about to murder me, so I must go…

In order to make sure she doesn’t dread the time alone, I change into workout clothes, go downstairs, grab a particularly tasty treat and hide it on the couch before I head out the door.

The whole process takes about 45 seconds.

(Whenever I get home from the gym, I look towards the couch, and the bone is always, always, gone. Even though she is still hiding upstairs when I come back, I know she knew where to find it while I was gone.)

Here’s a story about a dog that is WAY too intelligent. (THREAD)

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