Hey #Actors — take it from my clients who work. Then get at me when YOU want to. 😎 #audition #coaching —
🎼Can't read my, can't read my… 🎶No, he can't read my poker f-ENEMY!!!!
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 Hilarity like this, daily. Free to follow:
(& thanks for the fun evening @ThatViolinChick & @oryengaming) https://twitter.com/ThatViolinChick/status/1576285736164556800
When I play games with others 😂 @DavidBlue @oryengaming #fortnite https://t.co/8wY1bKeMYm
I have no interest in the relationships of a trashbag wannabe-relevant politician, but the poetic humor of a fear-mongering, history sh*tstain whining a request for personal privacy is just…
Pew pew & bang bang.
Going live in 5 to explode things with friends. Watch free via any browser, though Harley appreciates you giving her treats & subs. 💥🔫
Twilight is on at the gym, but it’s muted & nobody turned on closed captioning, which is hilarious because without dialogue it’s just a movie about a bunch of people that seem to make each other visibly nauseous.
Hollywood be like “an original idea? Nah. Let’s make a movie about this serial killer for the billionth time…”
Happy to be heading to set next week to play on a new gig. It never gets old, this silly game of fantastical pretend. New worlds, new characters, new friends on new adventures.
Wouldn’t trade it for anything. ❤️
POP POP! https://twitter.com/Variety/status/1575860868503453700
Joel McHale, Danny Pudi, Alison Brie, Gillian Jacobs, Jim Rash and Ken Jeong are confirmed to star in Dan Harmon's #Community movie at Peacock. https://t.co/SxgKbK30tL
All new movies nowadays are “hey remember this?!” Which makes me wonder if there are any young people? Or just us olds trying to hold on to our past?
Sometimes I see that publications I coveted in my youth now follow me here and that blows my Peter Pan mind ...
Coffee mugs? …got ‘em Bookmarks? …yup Stickers? …of course Your Own Autographed Eli shirt? …boom.
Check out my store for everything (including personal vids. ❤️)
Not to brag, but the painter guys repairing my walls from a burst pipe while I cook asked if I was a chef because it smells so good.
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The Princess Bride recently turned 35 years old. So grateful to have been a part of that piece and to everyone who had a hand in making it come to life. https://t.co/rgPEhxRzY4
Sometimes I look at things we considered high-def in the 90s and all I can think is “God bless our low-standards little hearts.”
https://twitter.com/TrueLaurels/status/1575288782877859841
Coolio for sure one of my first super early childhood examples of a truly eccentric rapper. And crackin on ppl for having coolio braids was definitely a thing for a long time lol. Plus the Keenan & Kel theme song? Damn. He was everywhere. Fly high to a legend.
Every once in a while, in small ways, we can make a difference. Sure, removing societal cancer one douchecanoe at a time can feel slow. But each step matters.
Keep up the good fight. 🙌
Thought I’d make your life easier with a one-stop place that has everything: All my socials, teaching, coaching, streaming, personal videos, autographs, clothing & collectibles. ❤️
Florida, stay safe & careful. ❤️
Passed a store w/a sign listing its hours as:
11-6 Tuesday to Sunday Unopen Monday
…and it’s all I can think about now.
Actual photo of the oatmeal cookie I launched into orbit after realizing it wasn’t chocolate chip.
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