Okay, @FallGuysGame... I think you have a poltergeist. 😂😂😂 @micheleboyd
That time @FallGuysGame was haunted?
Get you a crew that rolls deep.
#SGU #TBT #SG1 #SGA
A special #TBT for @micheleboyd - as IT IS HER BIRTHDAY! 🎉 We shall celebrate by failing miserably at “Fall Guys” on my Twitch at 430pm PT — 4DavidBlue
the first three things you vote are gonna be your 2021
ACTORS AMONG US.
Watch people who play pretend for a living fail horrifically at lying to their friends. 😈
Going live NOW! Only on:
if you’ve had Covid & are still dealing with its side effects
After 2 weeks of multiple health screens and asking everyone to quarantine, I surprised my closest inner circle with a trip to a private island where we could pretend things were normal just for a brief moment in time.
Our language has become mostly emojis.
We are now sh*tty Ancient Egyptians.
America - the land of the free and the home of the brave.
The GOP is neither.
Have you ever wondered what you would’ve done in 1940? You’re doing it right now.
Wake up. Do the work. Save our country. #Vote
They say “it’s always darkest before the dawn.”
HOOOOOOOO BOY, this dawn gonna be BRIGHT A.F.
BREAKING NEWS: sh*tty people do sh*tty thing to push forward sh*tty agenda. Unsurprised masses go back to watching Netflix.
Limited chat server invite. :) Only good for the first 25 people who use it. Woo! 🤓
Never underestimate what a powerful person will do for fear of losing that power.
[Noel Fielding voice cuts in]—
“David has chosen to make a pizza for this challenge, because it was in his fridge. He plans to decorate it with a mountain of Parmesan cheese for flavor and just burned himself with water, which was not part of the recipe.”
If people would just stop retweeting racists, Twitter would be all puppies and movie trailers.
Yo. This some Major League 2 sh*t.
This is how the Dodgers lost. https://t.co/sOlfMxTrl5
YOU HAD ME AT @mulaney
John Mulaney to Host #SNL https://t.co/L0RcK0RFfW via @RyanSchwartz