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Close your eyes.

Imagine lying next to your dead friend.

You’re afraid for your life. So you smear her dead lifeblood all over yourself.

Covered in friend.

Because nobody is coming to help.
You’re on your own.

You’re 11.

Change. Things. Now.
Vote out everyone who doesn’t.

Dinosaurs. Let’s adventure with dinos.
Less than an hour. (630pm ish PT)

Come hang & escape your week.
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First person to spoil a single second of @obiwankenobi gets a lightsaber to the taint.

ACTORS! I have three clients on set RIGHT NOW. Deadline is tomorrow for June virtual ongoing. 😍

Yup.

Early stream. Come be a vampire with me.

Hunting spirits with friends for fun and (virtual) profit.

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To all the teachers who dreamed to inspire the next generation, I’m sorry you have walk into crayon-decorated gun ranges to do so.

To all the children who feel less safe at school than their nightmares, I’m sorry the world doesn’t value you enough to do more than tweet.

Today: Be mad. (Hell, be shocked, if you’ve just emerged from your soundproof safety cave.)

Tomorrow & every Day After: Work/vote to remove any and every person in the way of human progress. No more personal aggrandizing, HUMAN 👏 PROGRESS 👏

I programmed a bot to listen to a thousand hours of humanity and it turned itself off.

No, I didn’t gain pandemic weight.

My diet is just in retrograde.

BREAKING: Humans who rushed back into burning house because (*checks notes*) “at least the foyer had been extinguished” now shocked, SHOCKED, to find fire rapidly approaching.

They say abs are made in the kitchen, but so is pizza. It’s all very confusing.

We have spent two years watching everyone disregard life.

So is it any wonder that it’s hard to tell now what friendships remain?

Who is still a friend? Who has just been so embroiled in their own battle that they have yet to reconnect? Who has just been lost to “used to be?”

I started mid-pandemic to, myself, escape. But I found a lovely community who I now hang out with regularly. We laugh, vent, wax nostalgic & hang with celebs.

100% free (no app needed.) Just plug in to any browser. Drop a follow & I’ll see you there. ❤️

I have been told it’s #NationalRescueDogDay.

(*It totally wasn’t by Harley leaving little notes around the house to remind me and then waking me up this morning asking about cake.)

Haz world’s worst imposter syndrome?

Or iz imposter syndrome talking? 🤔

Stop scrolling.

Go look at something real.

Thank you to all who came, laughed & shared your joy for all things #Stargate last night on the celebration livestream. Nothing but ❤️ to the fans.

And big hugs for my surprise special guests Alaina Huffman (@AlainaHuffman), Alexis Cruz (@alexiscruz929) & Ben Browder.

Where my emotional eaters at?

if you eat bad food to celebrate stuff
if you eat bad food when you’re sad
if you eat bad food because weekday